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Board Administrator Username: mjm Post Number: 3290 Registered: 11-1998 |
Honorable Mention Dos-a-Dos Christopher T. George As we travel onward, one faces forward, the other backward, and it's a hot, rocky road from Madrid to Seville; the carriage squeaks and bucks and squeals, pulled by our team of African elephants. Ferdinand bounces along in front on the pink tafetta pillows canoodling, with his mistress Johanna on his lap. I face from whence we came, sniveling on the red silk bolster, stroking my civet Henry as the stink of pachyderm turds assaults my nostrils. Mmmm, how much I would give for a taste of the water of Our Lady of Guadalupé to swish in my mouth and spit out at him with his lies, to bare his shame to the world! |
